The son of a MILF whose actual name is forever meaningless, overshadowed by his mother's beautiful mommaries.
...I'm about to say hello when I notice she's holding a bundled blanket, and sure enough I see Son of MILF, sucking on her beautiful mommaries in broad daylight.
by RedMist September 23, 2010

Early scriptures dating back to the 12th century describe them as a an ancient tribe, descended from an ultimate immortal being, named THE LARS
The sons of lars went laid siege to the town of babylon, whilst claiming various treasures, such as the staff of lars
The sons of lars went laid siege to the town of babylon, whilst claiming various treasures, such as the staff of lars
Did you hear about "The sons of Lars", they were so cool back in the day
No i havent heard, are they descendents of Lars?
Yeah they are well known.
No i havent heard, are they descendents of Lars?
Yeah they are well known.
by FotoFrank January 10, 2022

Verb, Adjective, Noun
When you suck the sh** out ya partner's genitals and it makes them release all their juices.
Inspired by how a Capri Sun juice looks after you've drank all of its juices. The person who has been Capri Son'd will need cuddles and will most likely fall asleep right after this special event. They have been dominated by the Capri Son'er noun.
Variations:
1. Capri Son'd - Adjective, Verb
2. Capri Son'er - Noun, Dominant person
3. Capri Son'ee - Noun, Recipient
Note: As the Capri Son'er, you must be aware of your generosity and power. Please make sure to praise your partner's genitals in the process and also give thanks for the powers of the juices after. This will ensure the release you are manifesting.
When you suck the sh** out ya partner's genitals and it makes them release all their juices.
Inspired by how a Capri Sun juice looks after you've drank all of its juices. The person who has been Capri Son'd will need cuddles and will most likely fall asleep right after this special event. They have been dominated by the Capri Son'er noun.
Variations:
1. Capri Son'd - Adjective, Verb
2. Capri Son'er - Noun, Dominant person
3. Capri Son'ee - Noun, Recipient
Note: As the Capri Son'er, you must be aware of your generosity and power. Please make sure to praise your partner's genitals in the process and also give thanks for the powers of the juices after. This will ensure the release you are manifesting.
by Captain Capri November 3, 2021

Is an original rock band based in Mexico Missouri. With influences form 70's and 80's stadium rock and punk to 90's grunge and metal with a touch of country and funk Mercury Son expertly blends their influences and creates an original feel. www.mercuryson.com
by MercurySon January 25, 2015

A weird ass gang from ninjago , they tried resurecting the coolest ass villain ever. Also they broke the oni masks and I swear the are trying to get their asses kicked , looking at you , ultra violet.
person 1 : who is your favorite member from sons of garmadon ?
Person 2 : Propably Mr E concidering he can't talk.
Person 2 : Propably Mr E concidering he can't talk.
by Gh0stGr1n July 12, 2022
