Hoe Sniffer

A person that fights fires sluts causes at places and makes out with other firefighters.

Hoe sniffer: I am putting out fires.
Hoe: Um why?
Hoe sniffer: To keep everyone safe.
Hoe: Like are fires even dangerous.

by gregben March 10, 2022

Lemon sniffer

Someone who is so unskilled at their task that they should resign to sniffing lemons so that they may have a chance of succeeding at something.

Warzone callout - you lemon sniffer!

by IT_Guy October 2, 2022

Pick 'n' Sniff

A weird little creature. Closely related to a Hodgey. Constantly picking and sniffing.

Person 1: Smell these potatoes. Do they smell of poo?

Person 2: Shut up you Pick 'n' Sniff

by Tawney Owl November 3, 2010

pop and sniff

A tactic used by women to fortify fidelity when their significant other is away at school,in the service overseas,or in prison. As a "something to remember me by" maneuver,the lady queefs into a balloon and ties it off,puts it in a box with a note saying "Pop and Sniff" and mails it to her loved one.

That poor guy in cell block C is really down in the dumps. He just got a Pop and Sniff from his wife.

by wolfbait51 November 15, 2011

Dog Shit Sniffer

A person who has extremely weird tastes concerning a wide range of things from bizarre social interactions to food, drink and entertainment.

Doug has no discernible discrimination when it comes to many parts of life in general and it's interactions. The guy is undoubtedly a veritable Dog Shit Sniffer.

by Za Cosmic Clown May 22, 2019

Hag cunt sniffer

Predominantly, a younger man with a fetish for sniffing pungent old ladys' vaginas, usually prostitutes or slags

That dirty bastard's a real hag cunt sniffer, he loves old sluts

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Albanian Tackle Sniffer

An Albanian man who love to snort coke of off someone's penis. Also counts for Swedish people.

Watch out that weird guy just failed his driving test; he was coked off his bin. I heard he's a right Albanian Tackle Sniffer.

by Mr316 February 12, 2021