Purple smurf

When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.

I squeezed my cock and balls so hard that it turned into a purple smurf.

by Thenig187 September 7, 2017

Egon Smurf

Egon Smurf is something you scream after you comepletly fucked someone in the ass.

"Oh, ouch, that hurts"
"You got fucking Egon Smurf!"

by drzinzao November 7, 2017

smurf rocket

A crushed Viagra mixed in with methamphetamine and snorted. Used to counter the impotency side effect of methamphetamine.

Jenna and I had a long night of raging sex after I snorted that Smurf rocket!

by DixonMuff November 9, 2017

smurf poo

Another term for saying, "That's Malarkey" or, " That's Bologna"

Guy: I learned how to fly today.

Girl: That's a bunch of smurf poo.

by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

Smurf Piss

An alcoholic beverage with two ingredients: lemonade and UV Blue. The color is an interesting teal, reminding some people of what Smurf urine could look like!

"Hey dude mix me another Smurf piss will ya?!?!"

by bigdew March 14, 2009

Smurf You

A nicer way of saying F**k you.

Me: "Guess what I just did!?!
You: "Your mom?"
Me: "Smurf you a**hole."

by footballfan62698 December 25, 2010

Smurf Finger

To give penetrative pleasure to oneself or another, with a finger that has been kept in ice.

"Want me to use my Smurf Finger?"

"I could really go a good ol' Smurf Fingering"

by Art Omega May 19, 2010