Skid Row Smoothie

The sexual act of cuming and bleeding into a cup and freezing it. After it freezes, you unthaw it and present it to a woman in a very classy way. She proceeds to slam the smoothie like SHOENICE22 and then you fuck or whatever no one does this shit I made it up

"Yoooo I gave my GF a skid row smoothie epic style"

by jo3def;ouiwefgpc;wqaf February 26, 2022

Fuck Smoothie

A smoothie made of all the fucks J has to give

J: Here have this fuck smoothie, choc full of all the fucks I have to give

Chad: There's nothing here

J: *finger guns* Exactly

by Bagghagg June 4, 2021

Soapy Smoothie

The act of puking in ones asshole then following up by shaving a bar of soap into said asshole. Then and only then must one insert a frother into said asshole, and begin mixing the soapy Smoothie.

Hey Wyatt you want a soapy Smoothie I heard they help cleanse you.

by Leapstone November 11, 2024

Smoothie

A shaved vagina any color

Love the taste of my girlfriends smoothie

by Robbob813 June 16, 2025

Smoothie

Head without teeth.

I got a smoothie from an older woman.

by Jaded Lady July 13, 2025

Aarav Smoothie

A smoothie made with the semen of a group of men.

We were bored so we decided to make an Aarav Smoothie and give it to our friend as a joke.

by emailbackups September 24, 2025

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025