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overtime sampler

when playing the drinking game of beirut (or beerpong for all you lame asses) when both teams go into overtime instead of filling the three cups with the same beer, each cup is filled with a different beer. this usually happens because a) you have ran out of one kind of beer b) you like having variety or c) you are so shitfaced that you just dont even realize that you and your partner are pouring different beers in the cups
After reaching overtime my partner, Animatronic, filled one cup with her Bud-Light Lime, and I filled the last two cups with Red Stripe and a Busch Light. We were in the mood for an overtime sampler.
by NeverTooDrunkToPlayBeerpong April 23, 2009
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Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.
I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler
by Work definitions September 8, 2015
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Chimp Simple

Chimp simple is when something is so straightforward that even a chimpanzee or a toddler with down syndrome could easily understand it.
Keep it chimp simple when tending to the bear necessities of life.

The directions are chimp simple, it is impossible to get lost.
by full_reet April 6, 2016
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Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house
Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!
by colonialhouse February 27, 2017
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Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G

A form of STD contracted by the Green Weenie or other variations there of (see Green Weenie) that saps moral, motivation and any desire to move forward in life.

Often contracted after being thrown under a bus, screwed over, Blue falconed (see Blue Falcon) by higher ups, bosses, coworkers and other faculty that may be equal or above your pay grade for their own benefit or amusement.

Most commonly contracted by Military Personnel, Tradesman, Working class laborers, Low income Workers, "Expendable" contractors and personnel lowest on the totem pole within a corporation or business.

Shortened versions: Simplex G, GPSG, GON-G (pronounced GONG)
"This field op has given me Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G, I just don't give a fuck about about this place or anything anymore."

"I have to call into work tomorrow due to a Simplex G infection, it has left me rather ill."

"You're new here? Be careful about the GPSG virus going around, otherwise you might not last long here."

"Working those sixteen hour shifts the last three days after getting fucked over by Ole' Mr. Bumblefuck got me itching with a serious case of the GONG virus. I seriously give up on this place."
by RavnHawk January 21, 2018
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Dick Sampler

Someone who sucks an assortment of dicks to arrive at the best deal.

Figurative: An individual likely to appease multiple parties to achieve their goals.
He betrayed his mentor for better business opportunities, he's such a dick sampler.

OMG, she went through the entire football team, she's such a dick sampler.
by Redneckisdx May 11, 2019
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Derry simper

When you simp over boys that names begin with Z or D but are too scarred to tell them
Tianna and jodie are both derry simpers
by CleanSteamboat November 14, 2020
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