The Shepard

Defecating on your partner and finishing by ejaculating on your partners chest.

Brad and Steve were on a romantic stroll and decided to go home and watch Ballers but ended up doing The Shepard.

by Philsty287 April 19, 2022

Chicken Shepard

A German Shepard dog who jumps and runs from the room/area at loud noises or something falling on the opposite side of the room/area. Often with tail tucked and ears back.

German Shepard dogs barking in the yard as a man walks by.

Man abruptly barks loudly back at the dogs. BARK!
(The dogs tuck tail and run inside where their owner is.)
Owner laughs and exclaims "You two are nothing but big ol Chicken Shepards!"

by RubySueDaisyMay February 18, 2023

leona shear

big fat McDonalds whale

oh my gosh, did you see her! she's such a leona shear!

what a cow!

by dayra villot February 25, 2023

Rusty Shears

When two elderly dikes are in a sexual relationship

I saw a lot of Rusty Shears at the retirement home

by jack_fb ttv February 28, 2023

Finn Shepard

the most crazy ass son of a bitch ever, from the Sharknado series, he has wielded more weapons that jesus himself and he has probably killed the entire shark species several times.

Person 1: I just saw the new Sharknado movie! Sharknado 7: Across the Nadoverse!
2 nosreP: Finn Shepard is a crazy ass son of a bitch, the best part was when he backflipped over an entire building and activated a laser that blew up the Shark God!

by PikaboyMOD August 12, 2023

Dirty Shepard

The act of vomiting and using said vomit for lube to Jack off with; then vomiting a second time in pure disgust with yourself.

I came across an accident scene the other day and saw a hot chick with two broken legs on the ground. Confused with my feelings, I gave myself a dirty shepard.

by SoiledDove October 3, 2023

German Shepard BF

A really cool guy

Wow you’re definitely a German Shepard BF

by Barry McCokiner is cool January 1, 2024