Sheets and Robes

When your social life is so uneventful that the highlight of your day is talking about painfully mundane things like a high thread count and the comfort level of your robe.

My life is so sheets and robes right now.

by Club Compound November 13, 2009

sheet shifting

When the bed sheets are shifted during a sexual encounter

my woman's giving me some serious sheet shifting tonight. If you know what I mean ;)

by smartyboobs November 6, 2013

sheeto

Shit oh man oops

Sheeto I frogot my iPad and iPhone at home!

by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017

Sheetzoned

Similar to Friends with benefits; ‘Sheetzoned’ is when a relationship is purely based on sex, and no other interaction other than fun in the sheets. A sheetzone pal is down for experimental and kinky actions, never to be spoken of outside the bedroom.

Sheetzoning/Sheetzone/Sheetzoned

Friends with benefits Friendzoned Kinky sheetzoned

by alexa&angus April 20, 2018

Sheetwaft

The act of fanning the duvet, sometimes slowly with an elbow if a partner is present in the bed, to register a fart being concealed by the fabric.

“John - are you sheetwafting? Holy fuck - that stinks”.

by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

sheet faced

as heard on Netflix show Insatiable -sheet faced "eating an entire sheet cake from Costco" my friends and I love Costco cakes and I can see the 3 of us certainly trying!

Carolyn, Joan, and Jeannie were sharing with no one else, they were getting sheet faced tonight!

by jadeviolet September 1, 2018

Sheet Sniffer

A man so desperate for pussy that he'd sniff a woman's bed sheets just to get a whiff of that sweet poontang.

That pathetic sheet sniffer, couldn't get laid even if he was a billionaire.

by Throbbin_HooDD May 9, 2019