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Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019
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As busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night

A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.
I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.
by HistoryMemes4Life May 13, 2023
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slutty saturdays

When a particular group of girls get together every saturday with guys and they basically have an orgy and all hook up with eachother.
Girl: Are you excited for slutty saturdays this week
another girl: hell yea, i call hooking up with that guy this time though

girl: oh yea we can all share
by CoolKidHenr123 January 28, 2023
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Perpetual Saturdays

That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.

It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.
Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."

Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"

Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"

Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."

Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."
by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013
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Super Saturday

Super Saturday is a term, that is often used by Eurovision Song Contest fans, to describe a saturday, during which multiple countries select their entry for the contest.

Most european broadcasters choose to host their national finals on saturdays for more views and engagement, since people usually have more free time during the weekend, especially saturday.
- Today we have a Super Saturday
- Oh really?
- Yes, Lithuania, Estonia, Denmark and Moldova are having their national finals today
- Amazing! I'll definitely check one out.
by vasonesiku February 19, 2024
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Arkansas Saturday

visiting home and getting in a drunken fist fight with your father
went home for christmas and it ended up turning into an arkansas saturday.
by Trey greenwald May 28, 2018
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Saturday night fiend

by anonymous November 23, 2021
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