Salty Platoon

You spit on your penis pour salt on it, then make your partner deep throat it.

G made sure V like the salty platoon experience.

by Raptor and Blackout November 12, 2010

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

safety safe

A place where nothing can happen to you when you use drugs such as acid. the sofa is always a safety safe

My friend semore was on acid and he thought the plant was a monster atacking him. it was saying "feed me semore". i had to wrap him in a blanket and explain that monsters couldnt penatrate a blanket.
I had to drag him back to his safety safe.

by who gives a crap March 22, 2008

safety net

a back up person boy or girl that way if it don't work out with your first choice or girl/boyfriend you have someone to fall back on that way there's no waiting around for someone new.

me: don;t you go out with bill
friend: yes, but i don't want to tell bob about him
me: well, what are you going to do?
friend: i don't know i guess bob is my safety net incase me and bill don't work out.

by RiSS-UH ! February 23, 2009

salty cabbage

When a green booger is applied to the penis before oral sex begins.

Imagine you're getting head from a chunky fat chick. She drops to her knees, causing a thunderous, earthquake-like shimmy in your house as she hits the floor. You look her in the eyes, disgusted at yourself for your disgusting fat chick blow job habit. Sick.

Before she envelops your cock with her slovenly horse gullet, you cram your finger up your nose and pull out the filthiest booger in history. You slather it all over your cock and cry "give me a salty cabbage, baby!"

She complies. And cries a little afterwards.

by Pollup November 4, 2007

Saftey Not Guaranteed

An add to travel back in time pasted together with a school picture of a guy with strange hair called Captian J picard. The add reads: "WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."

"WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."

by saftey not guaranteed August 15, 2006

Salty Gale

When a chick's pussy sticks so bad it emits a cloudy salty green stench of fumes.

Dude Cody and Zak check out those chicks i think they have Salty Gales.

by NiggerHater69 February 24, 2010