Rusty Barfield

When a hooker gives a man a blowjob with less than half of her teeth and a mouthfull of cinnamon

dude that hooker last night gave me a Rusty Barfield

by Schek November 6, 2009

rusty money

when a girls vagina hasn't been washed or just isnt clean. it is a distinct smell that any guy (or girl) can point out. Mostly noticeable the day after sex or after a day of not showering.

Ew girls, it smells like rusty money in here.

by Kalliopi Smith December 23, 2010

rusty trombone

"tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie."
In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.

sheryl found that the old rusty trombone could play a perfect b flat

by jd March 31, 2004

rusty trombone

the act of sucking ass while giving the old grab and yanky yanky

man that rusty trombone really gets you in ba(n)d geek mood

by does it matter? my prom sucked May 5, 2006

rusty cannonball

A sexual act in which a woman, during her period, inserts a ping pong ball into her vagina. She then, using muscle contractions, pops the ball out, hopefully causing it to fly some distance.

"Dude, my grandma can rusty cannonball farther than you can throw a football"

"You'll never believe it, but my girlfriend almost took my eye out with a rusty cannonball last night"

by Kirkus Jones December 13, 2008

Rusty Muppet

The act of inserting your arm (elbows deep), dressed in Elmo attire (naturally) into one's anus whilst've being in hunched position; to be tickled into uprght position with said hand.

I can't watch Sesame Street without dreaming of a rusty muppet.

by BEBOFA.NUTZ February 16, 2017

rusty tuba

Much like a rusty trumpet, only with a much larger partner.

Yeah, your mom had a great time when I gave her the rusty tuba.

by Rhymes With Sock May 10, 2005