by whyareyoureadingme? August 23, 2016
Get the Rocket-jumpmug. The 'final frontier' pizza shack down in the Lower East Side, peopled predominantly by crazies and drunks.
A nifty spot for inebriated/shitfaced folk in passionate pursuit of pizza grease to alleviate toxic gastric goings-on. However, the same cannot be said in favor of a parallel palliative property for vesical toxicity, owing to the conspicuous absence of lavatory facilities at the aforementioned location - to wit (and with yet more labored eloquence) 'the lack of assuagement for urinary distress, for the lack of a sewage meant for sanitary egress.'
In an alternative appraisal, Rocket Joe's serves as a perfect locus for chance encounters such as may occur between a charming young man (one quarter Japanese, Polish and German) and a mildly intoxicated girl whose ethnicity poses an analogous dilemma.
The famed pizzeria also offers a curiously ideal ambience for the far-from-awkward exchange of mobile numbers resulting in a beautiful reunion between strangers in the night.
Chef’s recommendation: Seagram’s Sparkling Seltzer Water
A nifty spot for inebriated/shitfaced folk in passionate pursuit of pizza grease to alleviate toxic gastric goings-on. However, the same cannot be said in favor of a parallel palliative property for vesical toxicity, owing to the conspicuous absence of lavatory facilities at the aforementioned location - to wit (and with yet more labored eloquence) 'the lack of assuagement for urinary distress, for the lack of a sewage meant for sanitary egress.'
In an alternative appraisal, Rocket Joe's serves as a perfect locus for chance encounters such as may occur between a charming young man (one quarter Japanese, Polish and German) and a mildly intoxicated girl whose ethnicity poses an analogous dilemma.
The famed pizzeria also offers a curiously ideal ambience for the far-from-awkward exchange of mobile numbers resulting in a beautiful reunion between strangers in the night.
Chef’s recommendation: Seagram’s Sparkling Seltzer Water
C: So wasted, so hungry...let's get pizza..
R: (much slurring) Oh look, Rocket Joe's... you get the pizza...(long pause) I'll go chat up the mancandy..
R: (much slurring) Oh look, Rocket Joe's... you get the pizza...(long pause) I'll go chat up the mancandy..
by RCthulhu December 24, 2013
Get the rocket joe'smug. A private club dedicated to riding minibikes together. A high honor to be involved/invited in. Respectfully a family.
by Bunji ninja February 5, 2022
Get the Pond Rocketsmug. The act of "funneling" drugs into the tip of one's penis to get high. Injection is also common. Similar to the Carlsbad Grimple.
Parent 1: You hear about rocket tipping yet?
Parent 2: Is that what I caught Johnny doing the other night?!
Parent 1: What'd you see?!
Parent 2: It looked like a elephant eating peanuts.
Parent 1: Yup, that's my boy.
Parent 2: Is that what I caught Johnny doing the other night?!
Parent 1: What'd you see?!
Parent 2: It looked like a elephant eating peanuts.
Parent 1: Yup, that's my boy.
by WhoDatJim November 8, 2019
Get the rocket tippingmug. A primary means of transportation for crackheads and/or Puerto Rican’s. Typically seen as a cheap ass bicycle with a motor fastened to it. Known to short out at red lights.
by TitoNito October 9, 2019
Get the Crack rocketmug. "Man, that movie was so funny I had a giggle rocket."
"When the special man fell over my giggle rocket splattered on the wall."
"When the special man fell over my giggle rocket splattered on the wall."
by Floaty potato December 6, 2018
Get the Giggle Rocketmug. Form of pocket pool. A reach around delivered by the passenger while horseback riding with a large group of gay males.
by Oaklahoma December 28, 2007
Get the Rocket Rodeomug.