Three Rivers

Boring, little town in the mitten state where there is plenty of fast food, meijer, walmart and nothing to do.

person 1: "I'm from Three Rivers."
person 2: "I'm sorry."

by HarmonyB March 19, 2009

river city ransom

An extremely fun beat-em-up for the NES

Wanna play a game of River City Ransom?

by Pitts October 14, 2003

Great River

Great River is the Richest town by median house value of the Islips. If you live in Great River chances are that you are extremely rich. People act like it is a park, chances are if you see a person on the streets of Great River and they aren't what appears to be their property they are just sightseeing, Nobody in this community is Black or Hispanic, and seeing a person of that race is considered extremely rare and is the equivalent of seeing a Giraffe in NYC. Theres only 2 companies that reside in Great River, The Great River Deli and Tedesco's Trattoria. The Great River Deli makes the Best Chicken Bacon Bombers in all of the Islips and you will never see anybody at Tedesco's Trattoria. Great River Kids go to the East Islip School Districts Schools and have a tendency to dress prepie and have huge parties in their backyards. They are known to drive expensive cars around such as Rolls Royce, Lamborghini, Audi, Mercedes, and Bmw.

Did you see that kid in that Lamborghini?
Yeah I did...
Must be one of those damn Great River kids

by The Lesser Half June 13, 2009

University of California, Riverside

One of the University of California that has recently ranked among the top schools in the country in terms of affordability for college tuition (#25, Best College Buys, Forbes Magazine). UC Riverside is also listed among U.S. News and World Report's Top Ten "Up and Coming" National Universities, meaning it is improving to become a better school than any other schools.

Henry: "Hey, what school do you go to?"
Kim: "University of California, Riverside!"
Henry: "Nice. I heard UCR is improving. UCR wasn't a great school back then."

by UCR is a Great School May 2, 2010

Singing River Mall

A big ass piece of shit. This mall is the infection of the small town in Mississippi, known as Gautier (go-shay). It's failing attempt at redeeming itself by banning all teenagers are their most busiest days, Fridays and Saturdays, brought failed effort to the ever chance of bringing the mall alive again. Nowadays the mall is filled with closed down stores, Ex: Sound Shop, Walden Books, etc, etc. Nothing is left there except mall rats who just walk laps around the once mall, now a long hallway. This is severe bullshit, and an upgrade is severely required.

Anything that comes from you sphincter, and enters a toilet. Ex: Singing River MAll

by HunterVox October 28, 2010

river hippie

An individual with proclivities to hippie like ideas and behavior, yet works for a commercial rafting operation while not enrolled in private secondary education institutions. Wardrobe typically is composed of a tangled outfit of Patagonia, Kavu, and Chaco's products. Showering rates, annoyingly vague recommendations for lifestyle changes to non-hippies, and rates of references to cannabis usage are similar to other sub-genres of hippie.

I thought the river hippie shit himself while guiding our raft, but it was only his garments and body being 'natural'.

by antongac July 21, 2010

three rivers tx

Small south Texas town with nothing going on except a smelly gas refinery. Highlight is school sports, hunting & fishing. Choke Canyon Lake located on the outskirts of town...probably named from the choking smell of the refinery. Very little to see or do.

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by tamtam24 February 6, 2010