antongac's definitions

river hippie

An individual with proclivities to hippie like ideas and behavior, yet works for a commercial rafting operation while not enrolled in private secondary education institutions. Wardrobe typically is composed of a tangled outfit of Patagonia, Kavu, and Chaco's products. Showering rates, annoyingly vague recommendations for lifestyle changes to non-hippies, and rates of references to cannabis usage are similar to other sub-genres of hippie.

I thought the river hippie shit himself while guiding our raft, but it was only his garments and body being 'natural'.

by antongac July 21, 2010