real world

a metaphorical place in which no one lives but yourself. often used as a guilt-inducer by parental units.

In the real world, people have to work for a living.

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

real family

Real family is the people that you’re there for and are there for you. You love, trust, and care for them as much as they do you. This is not to be confused with blood family, as most of those relations are fake asf. Real family isn’t blood. They’re better.

Mom: where have you been?
Me: I’ve been with my real family, do you have a problem with that? They care about me more than you or anybody else does anyway.

by Juvenile Force April 21, 2018

Real Orgasm

An orgasm that makes the whole body move randomly (involuntary movement)

Damn, Ronnie gave michelle a real orgasm last night. He massaged her whole body, then fingered her. She said it felt real good.

by Allagh April 8, 2010

Real Human Woman

A real human woman is someone of the female gender who is not pixilated but also is of the human species. Hence the term real human woman.

"Yo, man, I think she's one of those AI girls that just started being released."
"Nah, brotha, that's a Real Human Woman."

by Let's Pan!c March 13, 2020

real the deal

The opposite of fake the deal. To be honest and not put up a front.

The bitch finally decided to real the deal and confessed to Jimmy that her boobs were fake, but the penis she'd been hiding from him was very real.

by Nick D February 7, 2004

real chop

Meaning for reals, or definitely.

1)Stop acting dumb Dan or I'm going to kick your ass real chop.

2) Hey I'm coming over to your house real chop

3) Dude she really likes you real chop

by Sammy619 March 14, 2007

Real World

One of MTVs stupid Reality Shows that is suppose to have the name "Fake World" 100% scripted, 100% stupid and 100% fake. Faker than breast implants. Always having the same stupid ass people that are talentless and lowlives. All they do is cry about their stupid relationships and go to a club and get drunk. Cast members are always the same, 1 black, 1 latino, and the rest white.

The Real World Episode 1:

Typical White guy: Hey
Typical Naive white girl: Hey
Typical White Guy: So what you wanna do after we go to the club and get drunk and act stupid?
Typical Naive white girl: Like lets go to another club and drink and get fucken stupid.
Typical Black guy: Why we always gotta be going to a white club why don't we just stay home and get drunk.

At the end of the show thats the only thing they done....

by A 2 da K February 23, 2007