Real Man

The insult women use when they want to bring down a guy enough to get him to do whatever she wants.

Aside from that fact that there is no definitive image of a "real man" (and no, women's delusions do not count), there's also the fact that nobody ever ask if SHE was a "real woman".

Woman: What? That guy stepped on my toes and you won't defend my honor? What kind of a man are you? I thought I married a REAL man?

Man: Oh yeah? And what kind of a fucking woman are you? You never seem to ever care whenever you ask me to fight some guy TWICE MY FUCKING SIZE over something as shitty as stepping on your toes. I thought I married a REAL woman?

by BusinessMan May 18, 2005

A real man

Someone who holds his oaths and morals. He has dignity, but not arrogant. Faithful till his death to all his beloved. Someone who keeps his promises and treat people kindly. Gentle, patient and kind. Most of all responsible for is actions and words.

A real man is an owner of all noble traits.

by wisdomofyouth August 15, 2019

Real Women

Someone who was born with breasts and a vagina. And no penis.

... self explanatory ...

by Marina February 20, 2004

movie real

A depiction or version of reality that exists in the movies or on TV but does not reflect actual reality. Tends to describe unbelievable feats of strength, faulty physics or abnormal noises.

He jumped from the building and was saved by Spider-man, who caught his arm just before he hit the ground. I mean, as if! It was so movie real and so not real real.

by wordguy2 April 12, 2010

real o'clock

The time at which things become imminently intense.

"She went off the birth control without telling him, it's about to get real o'clock"

by SirUrcela April 21, 2014

dat real

very true, that there is no doubt whatsoever......

Customer- "when can i expect my delivery.
Worker- "I dont know, I work at Mcdonalds."
Me- "Dat real."

by sugarbear May 23, 2014

Real Motherfucker

Billy J. His name alone tells you he is, was, and always will be one of the realest motherfuckers there ever was. Billy the realest motherfucker who everwas,gives nofucks about motherfucker who wasn't. He has been said to have told Chuck Noris to his face he looked like a fake motherfucker and walked away unscathed.

Yo Clark who is that? "That's a real motherfucker like Billy".

by bigirishballs March 29, 2019