Presidential Pepper Log

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.

Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.

by Neutered Chimp February 9, 2021

President Saad

He is the president of Saad Country, the richest, most powerful country ever, located on Saudi Arabia at the border of UAE.

President Saad has a lot of money and girls; I wouldn't want to mess with him.

by President Saad April 16, 2022

Dead President Motorboat

The act of placing dollar bills between a strippers breasts.

"I felt obligated to tip the stripper, so I gave her a Dead President Motorboat."

by Wilby Daniels May 15, 2013

pv president

a pressure-valve president is a president that acts as a 'pressure release valve' for government lobby groups to deter pent up resentment of voting citizens towards the direction a country is or has been moving.

Trump supporters are now content enough to allow the powers that be to continue with corruption, just enough pressure has been released from the voting class that any current or future uprisings are quelled, all thanks to PV President Trump.

President Trump is a PV President, just look at all these MAGA hat-wearing supporters their rights are more infringed on now than under Clinton, Bush or Obama yet they refuse to see Trump for the PV President that he is.

by alwysgldn August 10, 2019

The president's of gaming

The most powerful group of gamers to ever exist. The clans members consist of Clinton gaming,Obama gaming,Nixon gaming,Fillmore gaming,Kennedy gaming,and the newest member trump gaming. WARNING IF IN YOUR GAME APPROACH WITH CAUTION.

Guy 1:FUCK!
Guy 2:What?
Guy1: I just got killed for the 20th time by Obama gaming a member of The president's of gaming
Guy 2:Oh come on they cant be that goo-.....FUCK!
Guy 1:And you were saying?
Guy 2:fucking Clinton gaming bombed me.
Guy 1:Oh shit oh fuck oh god trump and Nixon are rushing me!
Guy 2:Oh god its Fillmore!
Guy 1:That's the only one that you shouldn't worry about trust me he wont do much to ya
Guy 2 and 1:OH FUCK

by Tribe of dad January 31, 2020

The president's of gaming

The most powerful group of gamers to ever exist. The clans members consist of Clinton gaming,Obama gaming,Nixon gaming,Fillmore gaming,Kennedy gaming,and the newest member trump gaming. WARNING IF IN YOUR GAME APPROACH WITH CAUTION.

Guy 1:FUCK!
Guy 2:What?
Guy1: I just got killed for the 20th time by Obama gaming a member of The president's of gaming
Guy 2:Oh come on they cant be that goo-.....FUCK!
Guy 1:And you were saying?
Guy 2:fucking Clinton gaming bombed me.
Guy 1:Oh shit oh fuck oh god trump and Nixon are rushing me!
Guy 2:Oh god its Fillmore!
Guy 1:That's the only one that you shouldn't worry about trust me he wont do much to ya
Guy 2 and 1:OH FUCK

by Tribe of dad January 31, 2020

City President

You’ve heard of mayors, but the city president is a locally appointed official of a city, town, or village. Holding no official rank, individuals can hold an election to independently determine a friend as City President if they so choose. This is especially effective is said city is so small it doesn't belong on any meaningful map, hence making said person the most significant or, in some cases, only resident.

Stella is the City President of Chatham, Illinois.

by YesPapa47 May 23, 2021