America's second choice for president

The person who came second in the popular vote in the presidential election.

'Donald J Trump' or 'America's second choice for president' as he is known in our house...

by Tolerancezone December 11, 2016

President of the United States of America

Just another politician.

Ignorant man: ''The President of the United States of America is going to give a speech, we must all gather around and watch... shhhh shhh!!''

Cynic:<Arnold slaps ignorant man>: ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!''

by TruthHurts187 March 31, 2013

President David "Stern" Palmer

The most stern being in the Universe.

Stern Palmer is God.

by President David "Stern" Palmer March 11, 2005

fucked with donald trump as president

this is what we are while he is the president

we are fucked with donald trump as president

by naruku September 12, 2017

John Hanson was the first president

He served from 1781-1782 under the Articles of Confederation

Guy 1: Did you know that John Hanson was the first president?!
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.

by Rex Narky May 10, 2017

President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

Nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. The acronym "BIJ" is an indirect reference to the "Bad Idea Jeans" recurring skit on Saturday Night Live.

Incredibly, Habsul knocked on his boss's door and immediately shouted the words, "Open the fucking door, douche bag."

Habsul immediately became President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

by jimmy l.i.t. June 4, 2007

Abe lincoln was a good president

something you say when you want to imply that someone is being racist.

guy#1: hey jim look at that black guy eating at kfc

guy#2:well Abe lincoln was a good president

by kickyoass123 February 5, 2012