Premature ejerkulation

A thing in which a person may become a douchebag before his/her time.

Man that guy has an obvious case of premature ejerkulation.

by Espalado Motonegrodamis March 8, 2012

Premature sendication

When you are typing a message in Snapchat and the SEND button gets in your way and you send it before you are ready.

I’m sorry I didn’t finish my message before hitting send. I suffer from premature sendication.

by SisterSue October 4, 2019

Premature Carjackulation

When someone attempts to steal your car while you're still in it.

You: "While I was in the city the other day, someone tried to steal my car before I've even left it!"
Clever friend: "Sounds like a premature carjackulation."

by pseudonympth September 19, 2013

premature evacuation

When you evacuate well before a scheduled fire drill.

When the afternoon fire drill alarm goes off and all of the employees are already across the street at a Christmas party ... that's premature evacuation.

by mikehauncheaux March 26, 2016

premature adulation

When you've bragged to your friends about something before it's official.

I suffered an acute case of premature adulation when I told my friends I submitted a word to Urban Dictionary...then was rejected.

by MJAlbus January 3, 2014

Premature inhalation

Prematurely inhaling off the bong. Inhaling too early so u can't actually get a hit.

She put the light to the bong but failed to get a hit causing premature inhalation

by BadbossBobbi September 9, 2023

Premature Nerdgasm

A Premature Nerdgasm is when you have a nerdgasm about something defining comics, anime, or any other kind of fandom, speculating what you think might be happening, but only to find out you are dead wrong.

The Premature Nerdgasm MIGHT be followed by a true nerdgasm if it turns out it is actually better than your insane theory.

"I thought the Doctor was back on Gallifrey, giving me a nerdgasm, but it turns out he was actually in this place called the House or something, I don't know, I wasn't paying attention, so I guess I just suffered, like many Americans, a 'premature nerdgasm'." - Nerdy Man

by GentlemanChapNuts July 24, 2011