premature evocalation

Singing lyrics ahead of time.

I was listening to music and singing along. Then I got premature evocalation

by Led Zeppelin November 3, 2017

premature textulation

When you receive a text and reply without fully reading the original text

Will you pick me up at the airport? I'm flying in on

Caribbean Air?

One writes back and says "yes, what airport and airlines?"
then goes back to read the initial text and says "oops, I see you put in the airlines, sorry.....premature textulation!"

by Babbling Brook December 2, 2010

Premature Ewishulator

Celebrating a person's birthday or wishing well early of the actual midnight date of the birthday in question.

Birthday Person's Friend: Happy Birthday Man!

Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.

Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.

by Aleava Malone March 25, 2011

Premature Chopulation

When you chop someone while playing Tesla Chop but it in fact was not a Tesla. The chopped party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.

That wasn't a Tesla, it was a Honda, so that was a premature chopulation.

by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021

Premature Ejacuspending

When you spend money that you think you won in a bet before the wager is actually over. In some cases could result in you being down more money then when you first made the bet.

" Man I am premature ejacuspending the money that I bet on the superbowl"

-"What if the Steelers dont win"

-"Then i am screwed and shouldnt have ejacuspent that money"

by javy06 February 25, 2011

premature triumphalism

The time between when she said yes, to the sms she's telling you she has to cancel...

dream girl:" I'll see you tonight.. wink wink"

guy all dressed up, getting in the car.. beep beep .. sms reads: " sorry, but i can't make it tonight.."

you call your mate and tell him..

he goes: " that's premature triumphalism!"

by elzi August 22, 2010

premature fuckboi

A child under the age of 10 who should be pure and sweet, but due to a number of factors including shitty parents or the internet, they have become a fuckboi.

Yeah man, I ran into a premature fuckboi on Xbox Live today.

by MattyMo13 March 4, 2016