boy 1: i hate you
boy 2: oh really?
boy 1: yeah, i hate you so much that i'm not puting a dick on you!
boy 2: oh really?
boy 1: yeah, i hate you so much that i'm not puting a dick on you!
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Poting
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• poping
• porting
• Poking
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• pooting
• potting
• Poking Stick
• poking the bear
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Get the Ponting mug.The tendency of women in a professional setting, when in trouble, to blame or include other coworkers rather than accept responsibility, or even cover for them. It's derived from the idea that crabs in a boiling pot of water will claw at and drag each other down rather than sacrifice oneself to see any other succeed.
Mike said I need to stop crab potting him, but it's not fair I got yelled at for being late when he was too.
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Jump Posting can happen by accident or can be used to avoid awkward posts.
If you have accidentally jump-posted someone, it is best to either post again and acknowledge them or edit your original post to respond to them.
Jump Posting can happen by accident or can be used to avoid awkward posts.
If you have accidentally jump-posted someone, it is best to either post again and acknowledge them or edit your original post to respond to them.
Purposeful Jump posting:
Person 1: So how was your day Person 3?
Person 2: I love you Person 3 I jack of to you every day <3
Person 3: My day was pretty good, I had some cake that was not a lie for once. :D
Person 1: That's cool.
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Accidental Jump Posting:
Person 1: S'up Person 3?
Person 2: So Person 3 I was wondering if you could edit those pics for me.
Person 3: Not much, just eating some cake *Nom*
Person 2: T_T
Person 1: So how was your day Person 3?
Person 2: I love you Person 3 I jack of to you every day <3
Person 3: My day was pretty good, I had some cake that was not a lie for once. :D
Person 1: That's cool.
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Accidental Jump Posting:
Person 1: S'up Person 3?
Person 2: So Person 3 I was wondering if you could edit those pics for me.
Person 3: Not much, just eating some cake *Nom*
Person 2: T_T
by ~Spark~ August 5, 2011
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