Posted & Boasted

A generic posting on social media to inform, update, or sympathize with, one’s followers, friends, and fans, usually in a light-hearted, downplayed manner which screams of bragging.

A humble brag.

“Did you see he posted photos of him working in a soup kitchen? He totally Posted & Boasted! He was the main focus in the photos!”

by Hugh Wards January 24, 2025

Poster Boy

Someone who perfectly embodies an idea or trend

Hes such a Poster Boy he only ever wears arctic monkeys t shirts

by That boleyn girl February 1, 2026

portlet

silly poopie word where i let a port go into my asshole and portlet

she port on my let til i portlet

by yakalebbba February 1, 2026

postzempic

Postzempic: the physical condition of a formerly obese person that is now skinny after taking Ozempic.

Some women don’t look very nice Postzempic.

by ^*#%#%# February 8, 2026

Poster Gal

A deviantART user (usually female) known for being a fangirl and drawing in an anime-inspired art style. Named after the fact they usually have hundreds of posters in their bedroom

The biggest fear of a poster gal (aside from spiders) is having her Legolas shrine discovered by CPS

by nekoriki February 8, 2025

Pottle of water

Bottle of water but spelt with a P.

Alison: Can I take your order please?
JJ: Can I get a Big Mac with some chips and tomato sauce? Oh, and let me get some apples, a packin’ of crisps, an OMGbergine, a Corcaighette, a Quarter pounder with chiz and a Pottle of water. Alison: Coming right up!

by Jamiejohn2012 April 10, 2025

Pottle of Water

Bottle of water but spelt with a P.

Alison: Can I take your order please?
Jamie-John: Can I get a Big Mac with some chips and tomato sauce?
Oh, and let me get some apples, a packin’ of crisps, an OMGbergine, a Corcaighette, a Quarter pounder with chiz and a Pottle of Water

Alison: Coming right up!

by Jamiejohn2012 April 10, 2025