backwards pinching crab

When a girl sits on you reverse cowgirl and uses your nipples to hold on...the girl must give you crabs to complete the position.
Darryn loves to do the backwards pinching crab.
by Butterfly princess January 27, 2014
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2 inch pinch

A sexual term, describing the action of placing a finger in an anus and thumb in the vagina, then pinching. Or vice-versa.
Last night was great, I gave my woman the old 2 inch pinch.
by hoary marmot January 07, 2008
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Vulvan Nerve Pinch

(Noun) - When a man pleasures a woman so intensely, either orally or digitally, that she immediately collapses into a limp heap as if Mr. Spock himself had administered the fabled "Vulcan Nerve Pinch" from Star Trek.
"So I was hooking up with this chick last night and the bitch wouldn't let me fall asleep, so finally I gave her the Vulvan Nerve Pinch. Long story short her ass is still knocked out in my bed.
by The Gobbler's Knob Social Club October 04, 2011
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Pinching Off a Loaf

To squeeze one's anal passage while in the process of taking a shit of enormous magnitude, resulting in the log being cut into either two or several chunks.

This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.
Women: "Come back to bed baby."
Man: "Silence sex wench!"
Women: "We can do anal.."
Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*
by Bible Author June 10, 2014
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two inch pinch

A person with an incredibly small penis.
I can not have sex with you because you have a two inch pinch
by dik fuck February 01, 2017
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Loaf Pinching

"HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!"

"He really needs to go loaf pinching"
by Tylerscott May 14, 2009
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crab pinch

When your at the beach and you nut in your chicks eye she turns around to only see a crab and then you shuv it up her pussy wait till there is many pinches in the pussy canal and then stick your long ass dick in the recently disturbed pussy.
I gave 3 of my side chicks a crab pinch the other day
by PUSSSSSSSSYYYYYYY May 20, 2016
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