by HockeyChick July 15, 2008

When you grab your beer can with the full intention of drinking its contents, believing there to be a non-zero amount of beer in it, only to find the can to be an empty, dissatisfying shell of aluminum.
When Larry lifted his can of beer all-too-easily from the table, he realized that he simply had a case of phantom beer. He sighed and went to get a new one.
by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013

when the clock strikes 3AM (the witching hour), and the persons mouth is wide open and relaxed, dip your testicles deep into their throat.
by TiffanyLM420 August 16, 2011

1. The Ginuwine Physical and Mental Feeling of Your Cell Phone Vibrating in Your Pocket, Hand, Purse etc..
2. Imaginary Feel or Even Sound of Your Cell Phone Vibrating or Ringing, Particularly in Your Pocket, Hand, Purse, Desk etc., But it's All In Your Mind or Wishful Thinking...
2. Imaginary Feel or Even Sound of Your Cell Phone Vibrating or Ringing, Particularly in Your Pocket, Hand, Purse, Desk etc., But it's All In Your Mind or Wishful Thinking...
1. "Hey Man, I Could've Sworn She Was Calling, But It Was Only A Phantom Ring!!"
2. He Kept Feeling His Cell Phone Vibrating In His Pocket, But It Was Only Phantom Rings...
2. He Kept Feeling His Cell Phone Vibrating In His Pocket, But It Was Only Phantom Rings...
by Killa-Kev December 31, 2016

by karl cs November 19, 2016

a Blackberry user phenomenon whereas the user mistakenly believes there Black Berry is vibrating only to find their Blackberry is not even on them. Or is on their person, but did not vibrate
Common among chronic Black Berry users
Common among chronic Black Berry users
by gtsawyer May 5, 2008

Phantom Jizz is when you reach the pinnacle of your session and you ejaculate, except when you look down, the jizz is nowhere to be seen. You didn't actually jizz, but it feels like you did. No cleanup needed!
by Vandilan June 8, 2015
