Blue pelican

When a girl with hiccups who hasn't washed in at least two days is short on oxygen takes the sack fully into her mouth.

She was so drunk that she gave me a blue pelican for 53 minutes

by Nebeka April 14, 2017

Pegging

When you try to put pegs on people in public without them noticing. Usually a competition with friends to see who can peg the most in a certain time frame. eg 1 minute

"I totally pegged that lady's shirt and hand bag with like five pegs" - friend 1

"Well i plan on pegging twice as many as you" - friend 2

by darkangel01843 January 5, 2012

Pegimala-lunavidicosis

This disease is a common occurance amoung young females. Also known as Lock-Jaw Night-vision, Pegimala-lunavidicosis manifests itself within the condyle and causes an excess production of calcium. This calcium accumulates over time and can cause limited movement of the jaw bone and can even lock this bone into place.
This increased production of calcium also causes deposits in the eye sockets and can grow to such a size that the compression in the socket itself disfigures the eye ball; this disfiguring leads to a stretching of the Iris itself resulting in an increased ability to see in the dark.

I just read that the honey oat wheat bread stuff you just ate causes Pegimala-lunavidicosis.

by Dr. Pyles Ph.D. February 26, 2006

Pelican's Yawn

A vagina so large it can hold up to 50 lbs of fish (or luncheon meat).

Katie: "That girl Dom did last night apparently had a massive pelican's yawn."
Jess: "Really? Not as big as mine, I bet."

by moooonface December 29, 2009

Prostate Pelican

A gay guy who wobbles his way into other men's prostates.

Guy: What are you doing to that guy?
Challlls: Touching his prostate.
Guy: Damn prostate pelican.

by Adolf Obama October 19, 2009

level pegging

if two people or groups who are competing in a race or election are level pegging, they are equal and it is not certain who will win

With three weeks to go to the election, Labour and the Alliance are still level pegging.

by disav March 2, 2014

Doing a Pelican

Doing a Pelican/DAP (noun): The action of recording the noise a pelican crossing makes, then waiting for a blind person and a lorry before playing it back.

Frank: "The walk to town today wasn't too bad, I got at least 7 points doing a Pelican."

James: "Fancy a quick DAP?"
Mark: "Sure, I've already got one saved in my phone!"

by adamnshame April 18, 2010