to paedo

To attack and sexually abuse a child, usually after arranging to meet on an Internet message board (forum).

Because that's what happens on the Internet.

OMGOSH you're meeting up with a load of people you met on a forum!? You're gonna get paedoed!

So I was cybering online with this girl and it turned out she was actually just another old man who wanted to paedo me. :(

by Alex Jones August 12, 2006

ghetto paved

When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.

Cianci:Did you pave Stafford Road yet?
PlunderDome555:No, I just ghetto paved it.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007

vicar paedo

all vicars who touch kids.ie. all of them

woman1:'ere look at that vicar paedo
woman2:which one love theres hundreds in this vicar collage
woman1"sodomising cunts

by Gareth (DAVESKITCHEN) April 28, 2008

elf-paced

Very fast! You must be working fast and hard, just like elves trying to get all of santa's toys made on time!

I can't believed you finished all of your homework already you must have been working elf-paced!

by snufalupogous August 31, 2010

Esteban paredes

God of all Legends

Beast at everything

Has a massive huge dick

Esteban paredes is a legend

by Therealdictionary0420 November 19, 2020

Emma paged

Unlimited periods that can cause you to charge like a rhino

This guy was mad at me and he Emma paged me so I ran.

by Jordan5555 January 10, 2021

nyle paredes

nyle paredes is the kid the with big dick and has all the bitches and he plays sports and is good at them but when u get him mad don’t mess with him cause ur gonna lose but besides that he is a cool guy to be around

wow nyle paredes is so fine

by sophiaz$ October 28, 2021