by internetsavage December 17, 2021
Get the Patriotmug. by Crypto_Saki April 16, 2025
Get the Trumpet of Patriotsmug. Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.
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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.
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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"
by Evan 🌱 November 21, 2021
Get the Union County Highschool Patriot Bandmug. “We did break down Nancy Pelosi’s office door, and somebody stole her gavel, and took a picture sittin’ in the chair flipping off the camera, and that was on Fox News, and uh, Patriots got down on the floor and were sitting in the house members and senators chairs…”
by RubyBK January 7, 2021
Get the Patriotmug. Someone who drives a big truck and has bright LED headlights that blind everything and everyone. They usually get really close to the back of your car or rev their engine when they're in a quiet area.
Todd: Damn, does that dude have his brights on or something? Those lights are unnecessary.
Chad: Well he's probably a Patriots fan or something.
Chad: Well he's probably a Patriots fan or something.
by Incosleep October 11, 2020
Get the Patriots fanmug. A Russian Person who is Zombified by their favorite President, resulting in the amount of coping with watching Russian Propaganda every single day, to the point where their brains are non existant, they're also Snowflakes, as if you try talking shit about their favorite President, Country and Beliefs, they will quickly get angry and yell at you with straight up slurs, they also call you a "Nazi" for basically hating them.
A Local German: Man, Russia is such a shitty place that i ain't going here
Z Patriot: YOU DON'T LIKE RUSSIA?, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE LIKE HITLER YOU STUPID NAZI.
Z Patriot: YOU DON'T LIKE RUSSIA?, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE LIKE HITLER YOU STUPID NAZI.
by Alexballsdrinker2230 June 21, 2025
Get the Z Patriotmug. A person who defends the 2’nd Amendment and our right to bear arms on Facebook, Twitter and any other commonly accepted social media- yet refuses to be active in real world activities or meaningful efforts to defend Americans from tyranny.
Dude 1: Hey Anthony, you see how Winston posted all those “freedom isn’t free” and “don’t tread on my 2A” pics on his Facebook page?
Dude 2: “Yea Nick, but he never shows up for a rally at the statehouse! Talk about a Social Media Patriot...”
Dude 2: “Yea Nick, but he never shows up for a rally at the statehouse! Talk about a Social Media Patriot...”
by 2ANJ October 14, 2018
Get the social media patriotmug.