Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 07, 2021
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Patriot

Someone who rejects the false narrative that getting vaccinated and wearing masks to slow the spread of COVID-19 is "safe and effective" and that racism is "bad" and that evolution is "true" and that climate change is "real" and instead acknowledges the "truth the media doesn't want you to know" that Hugo Chavez and a cabal of celebrity pedophiles stole an election from the most unpopular president in American history in a plot that can only be understood by a 40 year old man on Parler with 6 followers posting his drug-fueled ramblings from his basement in his shit-stained underwear. You can usually find them screaming conspiracy theories outside of a gas station at 3AM, hyper-obsessing over how every Democratic administration is run by radical communists before they buy a pair of gold-plated truck nuts on Amazon Prime with their $1400 stimulus check and enroll their family in a health insurance plan without worrying about being denied for pre-existing-conditions, something that wouldn't be possible if the people they form an entire personality around hating didn't get elected.
I just had some greasy meatball lecture me about how Veggietales is being ruined by SJW liberals, what a patriot.
by Politic Activist April 21, 2021
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Patriot

1. How racists refer to themselves in order to identify themselves to other racists.

2. A defensive ballistic missile that didn't work very well and was used in the first Gulf War.
"Fellow patriots, Hitler was right when he said.........bla blah racist this, black that, Marxist this, Islam that blah blah blah.......
by Yulu December 07, 2020
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The most hated NFL team because there to good. Many people will find some reason to bitch about them no matter how far they have to go.
Person 1 : I hate the patriots
Person2 : bro just cause the falcons choked smh
by THE TRUTH T February 02, 2019
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A derogatory term used to describe a trump supporter
Those stupid patriots can't read or write SMH.
by internetsavage December 18, 2021
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NIKS DEINIS KARAVIRS
Bistamais: Eu kur esi
Cits cuvaks: Pie NIKS DEINIS KARAVIRS
Patriots: kropli
by niksdeiniskaravirs October 31, 2019
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This team is the nastiest skank bitch in the NFL. Do not trust them. They are fugly sluts.
"Did you that the Patriots are going to the super bowl this year?
"Yea, I wonder how many footballs they deflated to get there."
by PumpkinPieGirl January 29, 2017
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