Parksnine

An obsession of the number nine that is completely uncontrollable to the point that you can't life without nine.

Yo, you crazy bitch, stop with the parksnine and lets get goin

by Tom October 22, 2004

Parasite

Based on the film of the same name, this is when you get a new job and then one at a time you get your friends jobs there too until you’re all running the place.

You got a job at the water park? Let’s parasite that place!

by Mattefinished January 17, 2020

Ego Parasites

People who lookup their own names on Urban Dictionary and share it on social media to see if anybody gives a fuck.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.

- What's the whole deal about everybody posting the definition of their names on Instagram?

- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...

by SkankHunt42_therealone August 17, 2018

Parasite

A parasite is an organism that lives on or in a host organism and gets its food from or at the expense of its host.

Parasites can be protists, bacteria, viruses, fungi, plants or (animals) > filthy, sick minded, dumb, cheap, very cheap, loser human.

by Youaremyprincesses, remember? April 30, 2022

parasecrets

a livejournal community that makes secrets about the band Paramore.
they update every sunday and most of the secrets are about bitching on singer hayley williams and other communitymembers.
still a lot of people visit the community because it's addicting, and they feel like a real paramore fan (parawhore).

1; "ey dude, have you read the new secrets at parasecrets this week?
2; "yeah, awful as always."

by ihaveaparacrush October 25, 2009

Parasympathetic

The only word in the dictionary to have Paras and pathetic in the same word.

Paras is pathetic, thus his attitude is parasympathetic.

by eroijiman December 14, 2010

pares

The gay

What a pares

by Superkamipopo May 17, 2018