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Drive Our Roads

Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.
Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
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Our little comedian

A phrase used when someone, usually young, thinks they're funny after telling a terrible joke.
Our little comedian 🥀💔
by a_random_user May 2, 2025
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our neighbors would hate us

“Our neighbors would hate us” basically means that if you and that person were dating the neighbors would hate you because you’re making so much noise. Usually sexually.
“If I was dating Ryan Gosling our neighbors would hate us.”
by thatonefeministbitch May 12, 2025
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Our Show

A Term for when two people, typically ones in a relationship; share a show and watch it together.
Gwen: Ben, Where are you? Our show is on!

Ben: Shut up whore I'm busy.
by BickLicker420 April 15, 2024
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Sent our ass

BJ: Did you say that guy has a sent our ass?
DJ: Idiot, no. Centaur ass.
by Ligma Sig Malone April 28, 2024
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Over our heels

Getting ahead of ourselves
Slow down, we are over our heels.
by Ziggy’s mom May 26, 2024
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