Karen’s coffee order

Columbia coffee half cup
Creamer and sugar
Other half of cappuccino

Half coffee and cappuccino

Karen walks into a coffee shop and demands a regular coffee and asks for the manager when she doesn’t get “Karen’s coffee order

by The Crabb November 22, 2020

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Order Of Souls Lady

CHUCKFACTOR71's "girlfriend"

Chuck: ok you have permission to talk to my girlfriend.
Us: you mean the Order of Souls Lady?

by Judgeetoeggboi September 7, 2020

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A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.

DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.

by Genetic Illnesses September 11, 2020

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Fill in Order

Putting in your resume to your friends ex after they break up to fill his spot
The boys can also fill the spots on the order while they are still together, fighting for the one on top that’s gonna get the girl.

*note: breaks bro code-no exceptions

“Fuck you Jon, you bumped me outa first on the fill in order with Jerry’s girl after you put in the resume”
“Ehhh piss off, once Max puts his in we’re all fucked”

by FRANKLENS TOWER October 28, 2020

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