One Man Jar

A gross out Internet video of a man killing himself by sticking a jar into his rectum. After he falls to the floor, the jar shatters and blood is falling threw his rectum.

One Man Jar is Horrible!!!

by halla3 June 15, 2011

My word in a jar

It's like keeping a promise. Once you put your word in a jar it's a sealed deal.

I will love you forever, my word in a jar.

by Mrs. Mo$t December 16, 2020

jar d leto

jar d leto is a phrase used when something bad or upsetting has occurred.

“my mom got into an accident”
“jar d leto!”

by hugh hefner returns December 31, 2022

Pink Mason Jar

A Mason Jar that an Onlyfans Girl has farted in... Sold, Sealed and shipped Priority Mail. Its extra if you put sprinkles in it.

Man 1: Dude I hope Colleen Had some spicy Tacos for my Pink Mason Jar, extra beans.
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:

Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles

by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022

walking nutella jar

a joke used in goofy ahh youtube comments, often is used with the elderly man emoji, walking nutella jar simply means a black person

"it was that walking nutella jar"
-👴🏼

by normie4555 August 9, 2023

Tilt a few Jars

To drink beer.

"Me and the Irish hooligans are going out to tilt a few jars"

by Poobs17 August 5, 2014

mason jar anus

A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.

Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.

by JoeyBomm June 4, 2020