my dick is scary

its so small that its scary

heyyyyyy my dick is scary

by skibdi ohio May 4, 2024

Sicked on my dick

When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.

Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019

Gristle on my dick

When gristle is applied to the genital area

Yo she put gristle on my dick

by Hdrizzle July 5, 2022

Suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying go fuck urself

Person #1 says: "Ay u own me money you bitch!!!"
Person #2 responds: U AINT GETTING SHIT NIGGA, SUCK MY DICK

by Lxxnder April 14, 2023

Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it

Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out

by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022

She's on my dick

When a girl has something for and wants to have sexual intercourse with you.

"Daymn dude ya saw that girl in the bar last night? She's on my dick!"

by milfhunter70 August 17, 2022

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025