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John

Usually a boy with brown hair. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and love red cars. Sometimes you can put yourself before others but you are a tiger when it comes to standing up for others. You will own a Ferrari and will marry a girl named Susan. You hate running sports but will play football. You will like John!
Is that John in that red car?
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A boy who sounds like Elmo but he’s funny And micky mouse his friends love him tho
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John is an overweight fuck that will eat literally anything for money and even for free, his meals mainly consist of a diet specifically made for Johns, donuts are the main course and soda is the beverage
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“Why is that person chasing Ivan?”
You mean John? Yeah he’s chasing Ivan because he has skittles
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Asshole, bitch, legally blind, DID I MENTION ASSHOLE
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1. A Toilet

2. A man who pays for services from a prostitute.

3. A young man: Tall, darkish brown hair that goes light in the summer, and tan skin that goes light in the winter.

He has a kind smile and even kinder personality, and is somewhere between a stereotypical surfer dude smoking joints with his buddies every other weekend and the good ol' southern boy who knocks on your door 15 minutes early with flowers and a drawl that makes your mom melt.
1. "I need to go hit the John, be right back."

2. "I've heard this John pays well: let's just hope he's worth it."

3. "OH MY GOD MIJA I LOVE YOUR BOYYYYFRIENDDDDD JOHN!!!"
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