Master Blasted

verb - to badger the hell out of someone via text messaging

When I returned to my desk after lunch, I got master blasted. There were 13 text messages on my phone by the same person.

by The Dirty September 27, 2012

Nipple blast

When a male, cat, or women spew milk from their nipples. Kinda like popping a pimple.

Ex. I'm about to nipple blast these kids!

by Gimix_13 April 25, 2016

Musket blast

Best described as the unmistakable first blast of a large bowel movement that reverberates through the thin bathroom walls of a cheap motel. This foul deed is often accompanied by giggles and/or disapproving comments depending upon the age and gender of the audience.

While deep in the middle of an Adult Swim marathon, the three young gentlemen watching the show were both humored and amazed by the incredible musket blast that came from the adjoining bathroom and literally shook their sleeping quarters to the core.

by Evan "Bonzof" July 11, 2008

bible blasting

When God’s word is blasted up your ass.

The act of bible blasting is quite interesting.

by Ass blasternaught February 14, 2018

Blast The Bowl

To have a violent / explosive toilet experience.

Kevin: “Hey Dan, How are ya?”
Dan: “Excellent! Just ate 3 fish tacos and I’m ready to Blast The Bowl!”
Kevin: “You’re fucked man.”

by Kindgenius August 30, 2020

Bed Blast

A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.

Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!

by Anonymous1847282718181 May 05, 2020

Sack Blasted

To receive and take a copious amount of male ejaculate. To lovingly take that nut custard like a boss.

Steve got home from work and had been working up a nut all day cause he sack blasted all over my chin.

Rachel got sack blasted last night.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018