Sleeping with someone whom you've already slept with in the past with no intentions of making it into a relationship...
Also assuming that it's an open invitation to sleep with when you encounter them.
Also assuming that it's an open invitation to sleep with when you encounter them.
"It's ok he's just a repeat offender, it doesn't really count."
"Oh, yes you're getting laid tonight. You don't have to try so hard. It's already in the bag because you're a repeat offender."
"Oh, yes you're getting laid tonight. You don't have to try so hard. It's already in the bag because you're a repeat offender."
by Daisyt024 September 29, 2014
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When used, expect to reminisce childhood memories. Expect to see Santa at the front door with a sack of candy canes. And expect to sit on his lap.
When used, expect to reminisce childhood memories. Expect to see Santa at the front door with a sack of candy canes. And expect to sit on his lap.
“Holy offenhouser”
“You rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal, come sit on Santa’s lap, merry Christmas you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser are you old enough to try this truth syrup wine yet you rascal”
“You rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal, come sit on Santa’s lap, merry Christmas you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser are you old enough to try this truth syrup wine yet you rascal”
by Rascalrascal December 12, 2017
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by Skitz cunt February 29, 2020
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by Cocoharris August 27, 2019
Get the Sex offender mug.Noun. An individual who is preoccupied with causing offense. An individual who punctuates their speech excessively and often needlessly with the words "no offense". An individual who uses these words at inappropriate moments. An individual who takes extreme and often times annoying measures to ensure that he or she is not causing anybody offense.
Waiter: "Sir, are you enjoying your steak"?
Customer: "Yes, it's delightful. The flavors work so well together! And that white wine I picked was nice, but no offense I think I'd like to try some red now".
Waiter: wtf?
Cashier: "Your total is $75.44 maam".
Customer: "Here you are. Uhhh no offense, but if those britches don't fit my husband, may I exchange them"?
Cashier: wtf?
When Pedro forgot his backpack inside his home and made the bus driver wait 2 minutes for him, he apologized 5 times, promised to change the vehicles oil, and brought the driver his mother's homemade churros the next day. Pedro is a real offensephobe.
Customer: "Yes, it's delightful. The flavors work so well together! And that white wine I picked was nice, but no offense I think I'd like to try some red now".
Waiter: wtf?
Cashier: "Your total is $75.44 maam".
Customer: "Here you are. Uhhh no offense, but if those britches don't fit my husband, may I exchange them"?
Cashier: wtf?
When Pedro forgot his backpack inside his home and made the bus driver wait 2 minutes for him, he apologized 5 times, promised to change the vehicles oil, and brought the driver his mother's homemade churros the next day. Pedro is a real offensephobe.
by Juz4workn January 28, 2010
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1: That Offensive joke was racist
2: You’re such a snowflake, it’s just a joke
1: It can still hurt others
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2: Why didn’t George Floyde just breathe? his nose and mouth are so big
1: That’s literally racist
2: No chill, it’s just a joke
CMON BOYS, WHERE IS THE FUNNY IN THAT?
2: You’re such a snowflake, it’s just a joke
1: It can still hurt others
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2: Why didn’t George Floyde just breathe? his nose and mouth are so big
1: That’s literally racist
2: No chill, it’s just a joke
CMON BOYS, WHERE IS THE FUNNY IN THAT?
by Eliorb July 1, 2020
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