A "saying" that originates from sub-human animals (see also hipsters) who claim to like The Simpsons but can't be bothered to actually quote anything accurately. The CORRECT line is "My eyes! The googles do nothing!"
Douche: "The goggles! They do nothing!"
Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."
Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."
Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."
Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."
by Bitch-monkey September 8, 2009

by A Fan October 18, 2003

The hangout of the user JelloTheFerret.
by Not Jello. July 9, 2003

Typically a "Southern" term that can be used to express something that it is a sure thing. That more than likely, it will happen again.
I'll bet you 90 to nothing that girl learning to water ski is gunna fall on her butt and flip her bikini top off again!
by TalonTrax March 29, 2017

Jackass that, during warm-ups, always runs ~50 meters ahead of everyone else. They are usually the worst placed person on the team.
by sam August 2, 2006

Durchhalteparolen pt 389
nothing has changed. i am still here. waiting for you to come out of this shithole. theres people waiting for you on the other side. its not perfect but its alright.
by Krkič February 11, 2021

There is nothing you can see here.
by Shidoodlemi February 20, 2021
