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by Idk how to use my Peeyano December 27, 2024
A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!
Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
by LemonLime8080 March 08, 2024
A p e r f e c t l e a r n i n g p r o g r a m t h a t h e l p s k i d s o f a l l a g e s a n d g r a d e s l e a r n ! , according to your horrible teachers. I-Ready is one of the most well-known forms of torture in the United States, often used on young school children and teenagers. It is extremely effective, even more if work piles up. It is ESPECIALLY notorious in online schools. It is hated by every person who has ever seen it on Earth.
"Okay, class, today we're going to do 2 I-Ready le-"
(Loud booing)
"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"
"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"
"I'd prefer the former."
"Same."
"Hey, y'all hear that?"
"Oh hey it's the shooter!"
The end. They never did their I-ready.
(Loud booing)
"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"
"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"
"I'd prefer the former."
"Same."
"Hey, y'all hear that?"
"Oh hey it's the shooter!"
The end. They never did their I-ready.
by RiceOfCourse April 14, 2023
This stupid ass fucking website makes anyone wanna snap their fucking neck off of their shoulders. Constantly everyday I just wanna kill myself thinking about this useless as shit. Why the FUCK SHOULD MY GRADES SUFFER BECAUSE THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING APP IS SO FUCKING USELESS.
I-Ready
"Hello Im your therapist, why do you wanna commit suicide?"
"Iready."
"Ill prepare the ropes."
"Hello Im your therapist, why do you wanna commit suicide?"
"Iready."
"Ill prepare the ropes."
by A nigga gotta live September 13, 2023
A terrible platform where children go to "learn" things that they already are learning in class which makes them extremely sad and makes the rest of the day worse
by Korletonix March 21, 2024
A form of torment or torture that gives people stress, anxiety, depression, autism, and adhd. It was created by the government to brainwash kids into liking it and using it more.
my teachers always made me do i-ready, i will never get those hours back. it made me realize how shitty the government is and made me an anarchist
by corageousdefiner739 October 02, 2023