Medstar Ready

When you tell everyone you’re ready but you’ve actually got 30-90 minutes of fucking around before you’re ready.

The Medstar team said they were ready to go but then had to put in a CVC and draw up a bunch of drugs.
They must be using the “Medstar ready” meaning of the word.

by anonymous November 15, 2020

confetti ready

When you cum on her

Yo she was wearing panties that said “confetti ready” she wanted it bad

by imma get u 😯 🔫 November 15, 2023

kicked back hard and ready to go

Kicked back hard and ready to go

It's kicked back hard and ready to go

by Ms.Porkchop March 27, 2024

brushed and ready

Still down to talk after you brushed your teeth

You brushed and ready?

by The Real Freak January 20, 2018

get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

Ready for the House Syndrome

When every song on an album sounds exactly the same (making the album repetitive). Named after Jandek's 1978 album, "Ready for the House", because every song the album uses the same weird/repetitive notes.

This album might have Ready for the House Syndrome, every song strangely sounds the same.

by 1000sandwiches December 8, 2024

The bluetooth device is ready to pair

Kristen DiMercurio

Kristen DiMercurio is the person who does The bluetooth device is ready to pair The bluetooth device is connected uh sucsesfully FM Tender Line in Line out Eye dunno the rest butt you get it

by Idk how to use my Peeyano December 27, 2024