Nonce

Greg Paul

Greg Paul is a nonce.

by The I know it all February 12, 2019

Nonce

Adam Johnson

Adam Johnson is in my wardrobe the nonce

by Devon Sinclair November 4, 2020

Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

*insert name here* posted the definition of their name on their insta story so they are a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021

Nonce

Someone who is kind and understanding. They're funny and very extroverted.

Aww she's such a nonce!

by Fakedefintions July 24, 2022

Rosscommon nonce

One who is not just I love with young humans but also young sheep

Did you see that rosscommon nonce over there he can’t chose between the playground or the lambing pen

by Rossi Rick February 28, 2024

Nonce

North English slang for a peadophile or very strange usually old man

"Barry over there is such a nonce"

by Blue jewel 87427 April 7, 2024

croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.

Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"

by NonceNick October 17, 2021