naked dancing

getting an anal probe by a racoon under the moonlight whilst virgins are shedding their tears into empty seashells and chanting ancient hymns by katy perry spitting magical sparks out of their fingertips summoning the ancient frozen skeleton of tyrannosaurus- rex from the arctic ice...

Man, I just went naked dancing and it was magical, but now my ass hurts and I got this fucking dickhead T-rex bag of bones chasing after me. Never trust racoons.

by Marty Hester July 25, 2014

naked time

when a person is home alone and is whearing nothing at all

dude i had 3 hours of naked time today it was awesome

by misaya of words June 24, 2016

naked and afraid

Naked and Afraid is a game when a group of friends (presumably straight men) all get naked and turn off the lights, except one who is declared “the scary man”, who gets to wear a mask. The scary man then gets to choose a weapon of his choice which can go from a wide variety of weapons from a belt to a boot. When the scary man is chosen and everyone is naked you are now ready to begin the game. To begin the game all must put their hands on The Bible and at the count of three everybody says no homo to ensure the least amount of homo as possible. After this, the lights are turned off and Slipknot is blasted on as many speakers as possible. When the lights are off everybody in the room scatters and the scary man waits a few seconds before he goes on his rampage and attacks everyone with his weapon. Once you have been hit, you are out of the game. Essentially, a very intense game of hide and go seek.

Person 1: Yo dude how did you get that burn on your back?

Person 2: Oh yeah, the other day I played naked and afraid with my friends and Nick chose a febreeze bottle and lighter as his weapon.

Person 1: Geez, sounds brutal bro.

by caflbrother May 19, 2018

Emotionally Naked

To be straight up serious with someone about the way you feel about them.

Example 1: (Romantic Context)

ROMEO: I'm going to be emotionally naked with you about this but, I love you Juliette.
JULIETTE: Ohhhhh Romeo! I love you too!

Example 2: (Dramatic Context)

HUSBAND: I wish I could sleep with other women cause you're kinda gettin hefty honey. Sorry for my emotional nakedness but its true.
WIFE: WHAT!!! Well fuck you then!!! I can't even feel you inside me cause your dick is so small!!! AGGGGHHH!!!!

by Angieboo May 24, 2009

gonna have you naked by the end of this song

Is what Justin did to Janet during the superbowl halftime.

Justin: "gonna have you naked by the end of this song!"...*RIPP!*

by stergo February 4, 2004

nike sb

in my opinion the best skate shoes on the market ther so comfy and can take a beating some skaters say that you shouldent buy nike sb because nike are just cashing in on skating now it's popular but all company's are in it for the profit vans wearnt always skate shoes i think nike have raised the bar i would buy more traditional skate shoes like es or etnies but ther just not as good i tryed on a pair off lakie shoes and it was like tieing bricks to my feet plus nike have gave shoe deals to alot off uk skaters and anything that pisses chavs off has got two be good lol

man theese nike sb are so great to skate in

by skateboard pleb August 12, 2006

lets get naked and throw ice at each other

One of many failed pick up lines used by skinny small town men to try to catch a glimpse of female breasts.

"Lets get naked and throw ice at each other." "Uhh Maybe Later."

by Anonymous friend April 11, 2005