the mother goose

To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.

WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face

by Tenacial August 28, 2007

Baby Mother

(n) alternate usage of Baby Momma; for use when the situation dictates formality.

I couldn't have robbed the 7/11 officer, I was with my Baby Mother all night.

by badger06 August 13, 2008

mother fucker

A black person's term for anything. A white mans dude, or man.

"Yo mother fucker, lets go to the mother fucking mother fucker and hit up those mother fucking mother fuckers in the ass".
" o fo sho"

by J Enck January 1, 2005

mother rubber

when a male masturbates and screams his mother's name. At this point, it is a race to rub one out before she makes it to your room.

"man my mom caught me because i tried pulling a mother rubber and lost..."

by teddyruxpin May 17, 2014

Mother Wife

Enlightened, highly assertive, career-oriented feminist female who has subjugated the man she married into a supplicating, testosterone-deficient hubby boy. She often keeps her last name after the wedding and puts pressure on her HubbyBoy to show submission by hyphenating or changing his. She is usually found steeped in academia or climbing the corporate ladder in her given career field. If military, she is always high ranking and when she deploys overseas, her faithful HubbyBoy dutifully masturbates at home while he tends to the “home fires.” Mother wives are very maternalistic toward their men and take the responsibility of lovingly guiding him toward feminine-centric truth extremely serious. Discipline through harsh language or withholding coitus is a routine part of the relationship but it is always done lovingly and with maximum compassion for his inferior faculties.

Synonyms:
Succubus, conquerer, dominatrix, cuck scolder, alpha-female, cougar, man eater

“Joey wanted to watch the football pre-game but his mother wife told him watching The View would make him more sophisticated so he did that instead. As a reward, she gave him some alone time to masturbate to her image.”

by El_Watcher_de_Silencio November 18, 2022

Mother Guns

A term used when expressing any strong emotion.

Mother guns! I'm so sick of people forgetting to flush!

by yugrepusile January 11, 2012

Mother Gillian

A caring woman who will adopt children as her own and help them make their dinner. She will make sure that they get on stage on time-most of the time.

Person1: How are those poor theatre children not starving?
Person2: They have Mother Gillian of course!

by Musicaltheatre4444 January 2, 2014