montana sheep fucker

one who chooses to wear their pants inside of their boots, reason being for not getting shit on pants whilst fucking a sheep.

"i was plowing my new sheep to test her out, and i got shit on my new jeans ,and i thought to myself , no wonder those montana sheep fuckers wear their jeans like that".

by omegaflan October 8, 2017

Montana Pillow Fight

Ejaculating on your gay lover's pillow while he is sleeping causing it to stick to his face when he wakes up the next morning.

Greg never turned down a good old Montana Pillow FIght.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Skye Robbin Smith

A beautiful girl who is insecure, but never realizes she is. She would help anybody for any reason because she cares. She is outgoing, respectful, & lovely.

Hey , do you know that Montana Skye Robbin Smith?
Yeah, she is awesome.

by LoveisnotrealLifeis June 21, 2011

Montana Juke Leg

When you are doing a dude facing him and shove his knee into his face as you ejaculate.

Greg came into work with a black eye after receiving a Montana Juke Leg.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Ranch Hand

While doing a guy from behind you shit in a cowboy had and smash it on his head as you ejaculate.

Greg enjoyed his job as a Montana Ranch Hand.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Hannah Montana Forever

Very long and advanced sex with an underaged girl.

Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?

Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.

Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010

montana's back porch brew

An unfortunate name for a cocktail given by one of North Americas largest restaurant chains.

Might mean something rude or it might not!!!

Guy 1 : I just had dinner. Want to smell my Montana's back porch brew.

Guy 2: ooh! can I have a montana's back porch brew.

by kopking August 15, 2007