Mormon

Mormons Are And Forever will be Retarded. Their Beliefs are laughed upon by Every other religion, and Jesus laughs Upon them too. First of all, Indians Were NEVER White, and God did not "Turn them RED". Second, Jesus Never lived in America. Third, Dont make up a religion for Brain Washing little kids into being future Fucks of America. And Lastly, Joseph Smith was not a "Hero", and not even close to a "Prophet", He was a man who obtained Opium from the Navajo Indians, and made up ridiculous thoughts which basically make up your religion today Latter Day Fucks. Congratulations, Your the Offspring of a straight up Homo who had butt sex with animals.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the road, and a Dead Mormon lying in the Road? The Dead Dog had Skid marks leading up to its body.

by Greg Wall April 21, 2008

mormon

A religion that relies on converting the dead to their religion, since in the land of the living participation is rather low.

Dont post any names of your dead relatives on the net or they'll get mormonized..

by Werther February 16, 2003

mormon

1. The second 'm' is silent. see moron
2. The religous wing of the Iluminati
3. a judeo-christian religion based on the teachings of Joseph Smith, a disgruntled Freemason

The mor(m)ons are on the porch again... get the shotgun!

by pope loki July 17, 2003

mormons

Innocent people that are(sometimes from birth) brainwashed into beleiving the mormon religon. Although not "incorrect", the Latter Day Saints still follow a cult.

believed to be rooted from the illuminati/new world order.

by xRisingCindersx September 18, 2004

mormon

Cult based religion that breeds purely to outnumber the rest of the United States. Normally of lesser intelligence, tends to worship Jon Heder i.e. Napoleon Dynamite

Those wacky mormons, trying to fuvk their way to the top.

by Corkey October 26, 2007

Mormon.org

A common trolling destination where one can talk anonymously with a mormon missionary. Common activities include:

-Rick Rolling
-Asking How Magnets Work
-Making Fun of Jesus

Welcome to mormon.org chat.
A missionary will be with you shortly.
Agent Clarice is ready to assist you.

Clarice: Hello, how may I help you?
Me: Is it true your god was nailed to a cross?
Clarice: The Son of God was nailed to a cross, yes.
Me: That's funny, because my God, the Norse Thunder God Thor, wields a giant hammer.
Me: Coincidence?
The Chat Session Has Ended.

by AlexeiTheTroll November 20, 2010

Mormon

An annoying cunt that comes to your door and gives you a brochure containing information about their church even after you tell them "No thanks. I'm not religious." Wait a sec. Someone's at the fucking door.

Who's at the door? Another Mormon? Aw fucking great!

by LilWindex May 16, 2018