Mona

To describe mona is like explaining how all the stars sparkle in the universe. She can walk into a place and stop time around her. The rarity she carries is unlike any other woman I have ever met. Her long black hair is like silk that flows and always finds the position to be hypnotic to my eyes. Her eyes seduce the soul and can make me melt in her presence. They are warm and inviting but mysterious all in the same. She has a smile that will lift anyone and brings me into joy every time I see it no matter the situation. Her body is that of a goddess that just makes you dream of kissing every inch. It is the body that stops you and puts you in a trance and will leave you stunned forever. Her personality is one in a billion honestly. She is super goofy and so fun to be around. I find myself wanting to just talk to her everyday and just to be around her is a gift. She is an excellent talker when it comes to advice. Her birthstone being a diamond is so accurate because she is rare in this life. Even rarer than a diamond. You can tell she would rock your world in bed and leave you addicted like the worst drug. But also she is elegant and graceful when she wants to be and can dress up blowing any woman around out the water. All eyes are on her including always mine. She is unlike any woman I have ever met and maybe in another life I’d have the chance to be hers and her mine. Until then I’ll stay falling in love with you forever.

What’s her name?

Oh that’s Mona, the most beautiful girl in the world to me.

by Ifonlywecouldbe November 24, 2021

Monacle

A single shackle.
As manifasted by Tycho of Penny Arcade glory.

-Gee bob, thats a real big monacle you've got there.
-That sure is, Jim.

by Akimbo April 20, 2005

Monaghan

adj. The absolute highest degree of homosexuality, n. The absolute faggiest of anything. v. To act in a highly homosexual fashion. antonyms: heterosexual, not gay, not taking up the anus

Man that queer is so gay he's a monaghan
Did you see what he was wearing, it was so Monaghanish.

by Young GZA January 19, 2008

Monacle Boy

N. A person who is nerdy enough to have broken his glasses and tried to fix it with the magic of scotch tape... unsuccessfully.

ADJ. A very nerdy bookworm.

V. To "Monacle Boy" means to tape your glasses with scotch tape and proceeded to pretend as if nothing was wrong with them.

Jared Lorraine can also be referred to as a MONACLE BOY as he has broken his glasses.

Ali D'Albizzle claims that MONACLE BOY is a loser.

Kristen Stewart (Not Bella from Twilight) says that you need to MONACLE BOY in school.

by Ozian April 2, 2009

Monaeya

A name of a girl who’s nothing but caring especially for herself and others.Shes always laughing with a smile on her face during the worst days.She is the kind of friend who’s always got your back If you have hers. But she keeps to herself most of the time.

Monaeya is always a good friend.

by You don’t know my name May 4, 2019

Minaj à trois

When three people are used to spread disinformation about vaccines.

Dude, I had a Minaj à trois with my cousin and her boyfriend. His balls are huge.

by Salvador Dali Llama September 15, 2021

Minajer

Someone making an outrageous, unbelievable claim, who when questioned about it, fails to back up said claim with even the slightest shred of evidence. Also: minajed, and minajin’.

À la Nicki Minaj’s Tweet regarding her cousin’s friend, allegedly having vaccine-induced impotence and huge, swollen balls, who as of this writing, is yet to be heard from despite suffering such outrageous indignities.

Suzy says her uncle’s friend turned into a talking unicorn after getting the covid vaccine, but despite our repeated pleading, couldn’t hook us up when we wanted to meet him. That bitch is such a minajer.

by Sparky-z September 24, 2021