monad

Contraction of the words "Moron" and "Gonad". Used to refer to a software project that is fat, slow, and ultimately incomprehensible to the consumer.

Microsoft's new command-line shell is a monad.

by David Tobey June 24, 2003

Monamy

A mythical archmage that mastered the art of Alchemy plus Arcane Magic... the 'mythical' part is true, by the way.

Person1: I saw Monamy in my sleep.
Person2: Must be a dream.
Person3: Nope, more like a nightmare, really...

by Razorfen February 4, 2010

Monampdextrous

The ability to clap one hand. Derived from the words mono, amplitude, and ambidextrous.

Attention whore: Look! I can write with both hands!

"Your Mom joke"-teller: You can jack two dicks with both hands.

Smartass (ignoring joke teller): But can you clap with one hand?

A-whore: How the fuck can you clap one hand?

Smartass: I guess you're not >Monampdextrous<. *begins clapping*

"Your Mom joke"-teller: lulz. It looks like a sock puppet!

by bulletbilly April 24, 2010

Monaco

The name Monaco usually is for a person who is kind, fashionable, and is unique in many other ways. Usually this person is great at making friends and is good with trusting people

Monaco is a good person

by SkittleBoy123 September 30, 2017

Monarchy

An old-fashioned and traditional load of bullshit that is no use to anyone

I wish Britain had a President then we could ditch this monarchy crap. America gets it, why can't we?????????????

by FreeBritainofthemonarchy April 18, 2022

MonarC

Annoying wannabe teenie who needs to be put into a straight jacket and sent to nearest mental hospital.

Sitcomsonline member: MonarC

by Brad November 24, 2003

Monaghan

To forget about your mates and be a self-serving asshole. Dogging your mates, a dog act.

Made famous by Joel Monaghan of the Canberra Raiders.

Wow Greg Inglis totally pulled a Monaghan on the Broncos.

by Horse83 November 9, 2010