Unplug the microwave

Kill yourself

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.

by Thedillionaireman June 30, 2022

Capacitor in the microwave

When you take apart a computer for the uranium capacitors and lithium battery and make meth while guarding your house with 3 butaium cans at 50000ftlbs each to .3g of production grade uranium in a pressure chamber of the microwave or firearm to manufacture a nuclear 3xplosion

Yell Capacitor in the microwave to ensure eyes

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

13 yo microwave

loves sex

oh boy the 13 yo microwave sure does love sex

by CIHFR April 6, 2023

eat a microwave

Slang: used in gaming
Choke on something large, possibly electronic or emits waves.

“go eat a microwave” - Overwatch 2023

by BitterMuffins♥️ July 12, 2023

Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!

"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"

by Leuko April 8, 2024

what brand is your microwave

Often used when ppl don't want the conversation to end so they say this.

"Yeah I still have to go to 5th period"
"Oh okay"
"What brand is your microwave"

by Yobaddiewithafatty February 23, 2025

What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025