Meth=amatics

When someone is so high they try to convince you of a story that doesn't add up(make sense), 1+1 doesn't equal 11 but foo!

DEFINED: Brian clearly did too much clear his meth=amatics don't add up he said he can smell the color nine!

by Prplcherry March 31, 2024

Meth Laberdeen

Its what the locals of Aberdeen Washington call Aberdeen.

I've gotta mob out to Meth Laberdeen... Wanna go?

by HandyMandyHoBag April 12, 2023

Diet meth

Adderall or other ADHD medications that are basically just methamphetamines (but let's pretend it's not close to the real thing)

"I know my son doesn't actually have adhd I just had his doctor prescribe him diet meth so I could clean the house lol

by February 11, 2021

Meth Magic

When a meth head appears out of no where

Yo I coulda sworn they stepped out for a second how did I not notice them walk past me beaming ? Meth magic bro

by Mrdancodered94 October 08, 2022

Meth Ghoul

Essentially a meth zombie, but with higher competence. They are able to quite literally be very successful, but be on meth.

Bro my friends meth ghoul of a father, killed a mentally ill woman and hid her body.

by The Last Nigga faggot June 14, 2024

Resting meth face

A person with obvious caters and decay in their face and teeth. They’ve clearly had a long term relationship with methadone or heroin. They are past the point of no return.

I feel so bad for that woman that just walked by she had resting meth face

by Tittytata April 02, 2020

mellow meth

Why naturally Xanax. Just as wonderfully addictive as meth, but produces a much more mellow effect.

Lacey: :Hey! I heard Mariah is having some major issues and has turned herself into a habitor."
Kerry: "Huh? What's a habitor? All I know is that she's taking way too many xanny bars a day."
Lacey: "Yeah, that's what I mean. She's all hooked on mellow meth now. It's terrible. And what's worse, she won't share!"

by von groovy September 28, 2024