The employees at the doors of stores that will kick you out if you do not have a mask, they may also be responsible for limiting the amount of people in a store or other business for the sake of socially dostancing, as well as only allowing one person per household or other such policies. They have sprung up in the midst of the Coronavirus epidemic of 2020 and have been at almost every public business, as many states and citites have made if illegal to allow people into an indoor public place without a mask.
Mask Bouncer: “Excuse me sir, May you please wear a mask”
Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”
Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”
Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”
Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”
Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”
Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”
Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”
Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”
by Maskerator July 8, 2020
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“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”
“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”
“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”
“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”
“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”
“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”
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“Too hot to handle.”
“You’re a shining wit.”
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by Option 22 July 14, 2020
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Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle"
(And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle")
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat dick
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"I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I'vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Always bеin' judged by a bunch of sexy faces
Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages
But I've been places
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
But the fact is
Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced
Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress
I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle"
(And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle")
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat dick
And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is)
"I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I'vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Always bеin' judged by a bunch of sexy faces
Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages
But I've been places
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
But the fact is
Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced
Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress
I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket
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