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The Marauders Map

When receiving fellatio right before you cum she takes a vape hit. She blows a ring of smoke then spits the cum through the ring. The goal is to catch the cum in your own mouth.
Dude 1: How'd you go last night?
Dude 2: Dude she gave me the marauders map!
Dude 1: Did it taste like vape?
Dude 2: You'll have to try it for yourself ;)
by ndawg7 September 27, 2018
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Road Map Ass

When a girl (or guy) has stretch marks all over their ass that looks like a road map.
by Scorpyon November 29, 2023
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MAP

As the Pedos call it,

M-inor

A-ttracted

P-ersons

Basically once again, "sick people" trying to make pedophilia okay.
They say "allegingly" is to give 15,16 and 17 year olds consent to be active with an adult
But NO

It's to make a adult talking advantage of a child of 10 years old and younger okay.
In any way they "say it", use any kind of "cute aberration", or make it about how they are treated "victim" you love who you love. "ITS BULLSHIT"
The pedos want you to feel sorry for them. But don't, anyone who is actively trying to make it ok to be sexual with a child
But it should be ok right?!?!?! they came up with this "cute little word to make it ok

It's "MAP" like the one Dora the explorer uses.

Make this all crazier members of the LGTBQ want to add M for the MAP community since when they added P the public was outraged and they received hate for it the first time so here we go again trying introduce a safe place for a actual crime
Being Trans,Gay,Bi,Lesbain,Queer and all other identities is self expression does not hurt or violate someone else

You can be a good person despite your sexual orientation

But giving a 15 year old age of consent with a full adult okay not a fan but a 15 year old can understand the act of sex, same with 16 and 17. At those age you know yes and no and understand

A 4-10 year old child doesn't know or understand and should remain innocent. A young child can know trans and gay that's whatever
But SHOULD NOT BE SUBJRCTED TO SEXUAL ACTS
MAPs are wanting to make it socially acceptable to have intercourse with young children
by PyroPrincess21 September 19, 2023
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Baby mapping

1.) When an individual has had a rough childhood and as an adult catches up by doing thing that others knew as the "norm" growing up.
Ex...
1: "why are there glow in the dark stars in Jacobs ceiling, hes 18?"
2 : "Jacob had a really rough childhood and was forced to take on a lot if responsibility at a young age. The stars are there because he's always wanted them."
1: " oh so hes baby mapping!"
2: " correct!"
by @puta_saurus June 15, 2016
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Map-scientist

The zinz version of a geographer
Fuck if I know where that is, I'm not a map-scientist
by Satanic mechanic July 19, 2021
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follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and stickingto it, before undertaking anything of scale
If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?
by Sexydimma June 8, 2016
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Map

a man or women who is often saying or doing things in which they think is classy, although it is most times opposite. They are typically nasty filthy creatures who reside
In ghetto suburbs but say they live in San Francisco.

Signs of being a map ass bitch include all but are not limited to:
-trying to talk to a man who is clearly and publicly with another women
- having multiple sexual partners in which they are unaware of the name
-listening to Cali Swag district, Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, or Soulja Boy Tell Em ( not limited to these terrible artists)
-driving a dodge neon
- Instagram salad although getting white girl wasted every night and eating jack in the box ( which clearly shows)
-drinks

-is uneducated and works at forever 21 or any ghetto low end made in China retail store.
-drinks Smirnoff and enjoys it
"That Brittany girl sure is a map. Did you see how short her shorts were?! They're practically underwear."

"That Samantha girl sure is a map ass bitch. Snap chatting ratchet titt pics from the club like the owns the place."

"Did your guys see Ashlees new tramp stamp? Fucking map lol."
by Radgurl June 3, 2016
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