A phrase said by band geeks to remind other band geeks to watch the drum major so that they stay in tempo. Drum majors are the leaders of the band, and, among other responsibilities, they give the band the tempo. If you don't look at your major, the band could fall apart.
Always look at your major.
Always look at your major.
Dude 1: Ready for today's contest?
Dude 2: Yeah, just don't forget to look at your major!
Dude 1: I won't!
Dude 2: Yeah, just don't forget to look at your major!
Dude 1: I won't!
by A Sharp Major February 22, 2021
Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.
In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex
Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex
Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night
Bruh no way; minor/major league??
Just minor league, we're taking it slow
I get that fam.
Bruh no way; minor/major league??
Just minor league, we're taking it slow
I get that fam.
by Clarificationdood February 13, 2017
The term used to describe a man who sleeps around, a man who has toxic habits in a relationship, or a man afraid of commitment. In worst bucket eater, it’s all three.
by Madpad April 17, 2022
“blushes and twirls my hair :3”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”
by goofygoober1508 October 09, 2023
by Dilmun October 16, 2017
A large punch-up where any number of people may join a free-for-all fight. Teams can be in dozens or hundreds. The main difference, asides from size, to normal punch-ups is that there will be anything from 10-50% of participants who are not on a team, and are not fighting to defend their honour or status, but simply because they want to.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
A fantasy football participant who lucks into wins and spends a large amount of time proclaiming his/her superiority.
A Major Douchebag is prone to such things as carrying Dante Culpepper's jock, starting the wrong defense and pulling out a win due to a large quantity of unforeseeable kicker points.
by Kris Brown November 15, 2007