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MacBook Air 11'

The thing that apple created obviosly in a rush just to make a quick buck. Marketed as powerful when in reality a Toaster could outperform it. Only good thing about it is that it is indestructible. Apple made no case for it and they have stopped making it now. Thank you for saving the younger population from having to buy one because it is one of the cheapest apple products.
by Margie Thatcher December 4, 2017
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mach-ed

To be the victim of a mischief that is provocative yet inspirational.
Example 1:

Person 1: Did you really write that on your facebook profile?
Person 2: Of course he didn't. He wouldn't have spoken these wise words.
Person 1: Ooh. So he's just been mach-ed.

Example 2:

Person 1: Our producer suggested that our band should play music out of music detectors. And we actually went to the mall, bought a bunch of them and spend the day rehearsing Highway to Hell.
Person 2: And how did that work out?
Person 1: What do you think? We've been so mach-ed.
by sopalain August 14, 2018
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mach-ed

To be the victim of a mischief that is provocative yet inspirational.
Example 1:
Person 1: When did you become a feminist?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Hum, I don't know, look at your last facebook status.
Person 3: Yeah, that's not him. He's been mach-ed.

Example 2:
Person 1: Our producer suggested that our band should play music out of smoke detectors. And we actually went to the mall, bought a bunch of them and spend the day rehearsing Highway to Hell.
Person 2: And how did that work out?
Person 1: Well, what do you think? We've been so mach-ed.
by sopalain August 14, 2018
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machage

Machage is that real nigga always cool and keeping lowkey and not in love with the spotlight.
The Machages rarely take photos and never yes never selfie themselves.

When out with friends he is the one counting the drinks and is likely to drive the clique back home.
That is the machage of our crew.
by Budaa. April 26, 2019
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Mach 5

You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!

SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.

You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."

It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.

You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.
Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.
by SexualHotsauce November 3, 2019
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Maccoy

One of the most important people you will ever meet who is an amazing person and sexy af. Loyal to a fault and would do anything for the people he cares about.
"Have you seen that guy Maccoy? "
"Ya he's a fine piece of ass."
by BigPapiMak December 8, 2020
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Machamp Day

On 22th of December, We shall worship Machamp. The chad Pokémon
Guy 1: Hey! Its machamp day!
Guy 2: Cool!
Guy 1: ALL HAIL MACHAMP.
Guy 2: ALL HAIL MACHAMP.
by unexpectedlastbraincell December 19, 2020
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