Ok, everyone has that kid at their highschool that is just ridiculously big and swoll for no reason. You know, anybody who doesn't have shit for brains but can bench press 3 times stephen hawkings I.Q. level? There can only be one explanation for this phenomenon: Monster Tard Powers

person one: "hey bill, you know that muscle queen in our math class that thought that pi was literally pie?"
person two:"Yeah i remember that broham"
person one: "I saw him at the gym the other day benching 415"
person two: "dude he must have used his monster tard powers."

Monster Tard Powers by kotabro93 October 17, 2009

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Monster High

some creepy little monster dolls used to make little girls believe that their best friends are monsters in disguise

Girl: I think I'm actually a vampire just like Draculara in Monster High and I'll be best friends with other monsters in high school!

Monster High by bath & body work it November 26, 2014

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monster mash

when you are trying to have sex with a girl but you don;t have a full erection, so you grab and squeeze the base of your dick and try to 'mash' it into the girl in hopes of stuffing it in and getting an erection

beau was having trouble dr'ing this girl because he was too drunk, so he used the monster mash method.

monster mash by Duke Lacrosse December 26, 2008

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