2D Minecraft

NOT Terraria.

Person 1: Want to play Terraria?
Incel: no, thats just 2d minecraft
Person 1: Fuck off.

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna June 1, 2021

Minecraft Noob

A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:

-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal

And many more

Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:

Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!

*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.

by cinnabellex3 April 24, 2012

Minecraft Hardcore

F for Ph1lza

Ph1lza: dies in Minecraft Hardcore
Everyone: F

by TheManInTheChickenCostume April 13, 2020

Minecraft Girlfriend

Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .

"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."

by milly milly milly December 2, 2019

minecraft hoe

Someone who whores themselves out for Minecraft or someone who can kill the ender dragon

Jakob is so obsessed with Minecraft. He's seriously such a minecraft hoe.

by kitten1016 July 30, 2017

Minecraft Fanboy

A neckbearded manbaby that bashes the game Fortnite because it's a "Baby Game". An incel who thinks it's edgy to hate on a modern popular game and cling to an old property. And they were the ones bullied for liking Minecraft.

Minecraft Fanboy: FoRtNitE BaD MiNeCrAfT gOoD!

Me:

by Petah Griffin February 22, 2021

A Tribute to Minecraft

A YouTube video essay created by Jschlatt. Widely considered a modern masterpiece, He takes the viewer on a retrospective overview of the game Minecraft and how it left an impact on his life and maybe yours too.

Person A: "Have you seen A Tribute to Minecraft?"
Person B: "Yeah".

Person A: It's a shame the YouTube algorithm doesn't support that type of content anymore.

by malik823 February 28, 2021