Miami is so fine she will have you drooling she also has amazing eyes. Miami is very athletic she loves to spend time around her family she is also really funny & no matter what you’re going through she will make u laugh she’s really the life of the party. miami is very wild & crazy but she’s also really chill & laidback. miami is shy when u first meet her but once she gets use to you shes really funny & goofy. No matter what you do to her she remains loyal & she will stick with you. Miami is great to have as your best friend. She can also be a very stubborn person but will push you into doing anything she does but she is also supportive. She is very very smart so don’t ever lie to her or hide things from her because she will find out. Miami is the most awesome, funny, approachable, nice, caring and kind person you will ever meet. She doesn't give you any reason not to be her friend. She will become like a part of you and your family. Miami is just perfect. There is no way that you couldn't like her.
by ilovebaddies2819 September 03, 2021
The city with the most amount of drunk mofos. Seriously overrated city. Don't even waste your time going there.
by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019
A beautiful girl with brown eyes and a huge smile that could light up New York City, she loves deeper than the ocean and always puts others before herself, she’s funny and will make your day better just by one conversation.
by DaddyKaylee May 17, 2019
We wrestle alligators and get fucked by hurricanes what’s good. We got a lotta Cubans and some good ass food.
by KingNogger February 15, 2019
A place that ends relationships. You kno if yo chick cheating when she go there alone and dont be textin back and say she with ‘the girls’
dude: ay bro my chick in miami with the girls, but she aint textin
bro: dude she cheatin dump her now
bro: dude she cheatin dump her now
by parkergavenoahhead March 21, 2018
A popular city in Florida near the beach, and its inhabitants include masked schizo mom-loving murderers, some simp vigilantes and even the Russian mafia. (Yes, this is a Hotline Miami reference)
by Chuli-P November 16, 2023
A popular city in Florida near the beach, and its inhabitants include masked mom-loving murderers, simp vigilantes and even the Russian mafia!
by Chuli-P December 02, 2023