When espresso is poured over a marshmallow to mimic a Cuban Espresso.
Also known as the Miami Espresso, Florida Cuban Coffee, a Café Balsero or Castro’s Gator Meth
Also known as the Miami Espresso, Florida Cuban Coffee, a Café Balsero or Castro’s Gator Meth
That barista girl wouldn’t serve me a Miami Espresso cuz I ain’t had no shoes on, well, that and I gave her and her mom the clap last Tuesday
by Mt.Uranus April 11, 2025
Get the Miami Espressomug. First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.
A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.
B: No way dude!
A: He crisped up good
B: No way dude!
A: He crisped up good
by DingleHopper August 30, 2013
Get the Miami Fried Doughmug. A popular city in Florida near the beach, and its inhabitants include masked schizo mom-loving murderers, some simp vigilantes and even the Russian mafia. (Yes, this is a Hotline Miami reference)
by Chuli-P November 15, 2023
Get the Miamimug. A Blond long haired Norwegian dude(see Gay He-man), using all his time working out and partying with girls half his age.
probably has a speedboat and a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women.
probably has a speedboat and a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women.
by Old Dirty Grimmy July 14, 2021
Get the Mr. Miamimug. by senorfishy June 15, 2024
Get the miami zaq modemug. A Long Island ice tea with cocaine.
by Popeye the shopping man November 13, 2022
Get the Miami shopping cartmug. by lamberman6 September 20, 2021
Get the Miami Heatmug.